Sunday, May 31, 2009
Living in a red state can have its rewards
"He cooks that crystal meth because the shine don't sell.
You know, he likes the money, and he don't mind the smell."
Anybody who can say the song he's performing goes out to the First United Crystal Methodists of Durant Oklahoma is okay in my book. Especially when he follows that with a line about a hard-on like a bois d'arc fence post.